#EB's moots

[brave-and-gentle]

Hi there, friend. Since you were so kind to send me an art request, I’ll return the favour :)

Do you have any fluffy JeanMarco winter headcanons? Since the season is around the corner.

Aw I love thinking about JeanMarco! My gay sons <3 Winter JeanMarco:

Marco has a nightly ritual of making tea for himself and Jean

They love to snuggle up under some quilts (made by Mama Kirstein) and watch a movie or read.

Jean is learning how to play guitar (because he's a fuck boy) and loves to tinker with the guitar by the fireplace (and sing sweet nothings to Marco).

Marco buys them watching sweaters, which Jean pretends to be mildly annoyed with, but he secretly loves it.

In a moment of weakness, Jean lets Marco adopt a stay cat that wandered to their house during a snowstorm (Jean is allergic to cats, but suffers through it anyway).

They bake and cool soup together!! And always invite Sasha and Connie.

Marco *insists* on decorating their house for literally every winter holiday that exists.

Jean usually wears a beanie indoors, and Marco loves to ruffle his head.

[ebsmind]

woah woah… Kovy + size kink??

SIGN ME TF UP 🤭🤤🤤

DONT GET ME STARTED OMG

18+ mndi!

anyways i can just imagine him saying snarky little comments during sex like “you love how i tower over you, huh?” and you’re just looking up at him with doe eyes and as much as he wants to melt and just call you his little baby he doesn’t. and once you see the hunger in his eyes you know you’re in for a TREATTTTTT

like ik this man will just look at you while you’re on your knees sucking his cock until there’s nothing left for him to give you and he comes to realization that he’s HUGEEEEE like ur struggling to fit him into your mouth but once he says, “you can fit it, baby” you take his word on it and you do. you have tears threatening to spill and you’re two seconds away from pulling away because he hits the back of your throat just right. once he cums and pulls out of your mouth he tells you he loves you and how you did such a good job.

i can also see this man just hitting it from behind and his hand is on your lower back and he truly does realize that he’s a lot bigger than he thinks. his hand covers a majority of your lower back and it just makes him start to pound into your weeping cunt even harder than it already is. it doesn’t help that the whimpers and moans that leave the back of your throat never seem to quit or die down.

not only that, the amount of times the guys have seen the scratches on his back and the small love bites you give him and all the boys have to say is “dude, how did you NOT break her in half?”

okay i need to go to bed.

[dressycobra7]

Hello! Just wanted to drop by and say hello to a new AoT mutual <3 I love that you tag me in everything Jean and Reiner related LOL, my sweet bbys!!

hi! And ya of course! I mean I kinda found ur blog cuz of those characters and since you said they’re ur favourites I figured I’d @ you in those sorta posts. I’m happy to hear your enjoying what I @ you in!

[stargirlrchive]

also can we pls talk about the new chapter of ocean eyes

pls ronal and the reader forgiving each other and healing their inner child 💔 im crying

AND JAKE??? i love him sm i want to kiss him

can u tell i love ur writing 🤭

no ronal x reader are so important to me fr 😕 i needed them to be besties already ! and this was such a fun chapter to write

ALSO JAKE YES I WANT HIM SO BAD IM CRYINFJENW

[humbleanger]

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[ebsmind]

if you start it, i’ll start it 🫡

should i start watching peaky blinders ?

bc lowkey i really want to but also i hate starting new tv shows

[iasirene]

Literally the only good Effie fics are by @incubationformadness and @mirixmoya. I’ll admit I’m biased because I enjoy fics with darker theming- but it’s the Hunger Games the shit is dark already. I cannot stand Effie fics that infantilize her and have her saying “manners!” every 5 seconds. (guess it’s no surprise I didn’t like the EB portrayal..) Girl, this bitch works for The Hunger Games, like it or not she’s part of an evil oppressive system. She is not a child, she is an adult. Which is why I enjoy my lovely, stunning, and amazing moots characterizations of her- a woman of her own agency toeing the line between good and evil. She is not a rebel like Cinna or Cressida, and that’s ok!!! She represents the typical rich liberal white woman who is very hard to de-program, and there’s so much to explore with that. Idk, I’d like to think anyone can change because I’ve seen it with people in my own life. Like it or not no one is born with infinite knowledge, education is something that is never ending, you always have to keep learning.

[darkmaga-returns]

There will be much more to this story as it unfolds but the Informed Consent Action Network (ICAN) has finally obtained the VAERS safety information produced by the FDA themselves.

During the pandemic, FDA conducted analyses of COVID-19 vaccine adverse events and tried to hide the results from the public. After two years of FOIA requests and lawsuits, FDA finally produced a portion of its “Empirical Bayesian (EB) data mining” reports. This type of analysis was designed to detect COVID-19 vaccine safety signals using VAERS reports. The data should be very revealing as far as what issues FDA was seeing during the vaccine rollout—especially given the agency has kept this data secret for years. This is the first time this critical data has been released to the public. An initial review of the records produced has revealed a long list of adverse events that far surpassed FDA’s “standard alert threshold”—meaning, there is (or should have been) great concern on the part of federal health authorities who were privy to this data. As just one example, ICAN discovered that “heavy menstrual bleeding” and “menstruation irregular” began showing up on the reports as early as April 2021!

I have only done a cursory review of the reported signals but what immediately caught my attention is that by 4th March, 2022, by their own metrics, all three US “vaccines” appear to be signalling serious adverse events, including

death (Janssen)

exposure via breast milk (Moderna, Pfizer)

suspected COVID-19 (Janssen); and

ineffectiveness (Pfizer).

If a product is ineffective, surely everything else is moot?! If that “ineffective” product is fatal in some cases, well…

No wonder they tried so shared to stop it being “shared more broadly”?

[alaskan-wallflower]

idk how to explain synesthesia without sounding like i’m high all the time but sounds have colors and numbers and letters are color coded (multiples of seven go from yellow to purple, multiples of six go from aqua to green, multiples of five are shades of orange and brown…) different keys (musically) have different colors (key of D is different shades of purple, key of Eb is shades of golden, key of C is different shades of green, etc) and different colors have smells or tastes

idk how to explain that but that’s why i love looking at art sometimes. i can literally taste it occasionally. that sounds like bullshit but ugh idk how to explain it. different moots on here are actually color coded tbh. i know yall by color.

i sound like a lunatic mb

[chairhahaha]

i’ll gts after this im just bored so uhhhh🧟🧟🧟

damn being a regular tumblr user really changed me…….. i became a new oerson………. like i used to eb scared of makinf moots and communicating and yeah i still do but like it’s a lot better snd i think i finally developed a personality (being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 isnt a personality but whatever🤪) even if i do get annoying sometimes i. like. it’s nice being my 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯……… also i stopped worrying so much about “i think they hate me” like okay???? fuck do u want me to do about it hate me if u want its wtv

i think i got lots of character development this year and i’m thanking tumblr oomfs for tht all of y’all are reallu cool even if we barely interact i acknowledge all of u really cool people

backstory time i was a really really bad es fan for a while like i was searching up “es milgram” EVERYWHERE and then once i saw some of fhe tumbr posts about it yeah that was rlly cool then the discovery of hectorthdoggo aka nobody in particular on ao3 i loved their fics so much i read them a lot it was reallh nice it made my day it developed my knowledge on es and yeah really inspiring. uhm then kani-‘iso drew art and the0009 siblings thing was like so amazing i wanted more people to talk about it becausethose 2 were my favs like liketheyre so. oumygod yeah soo i was just being a pussy and liking with that fuckass cone pfp LET ME GET TO THE POINT that whole t3 es post that started nmnl really gave me a lot of ideas to like, decide to post uhm yeah!!!!! did not expect to get noticed by the 2 that uhm really inspired me, also did not expect them to be my moots to. thanks a lot guys. i’m glad

maybe im only aaying this bc of my other (😈👿🖤💔🥀) post which probably concerned a few ppl (out not LMAO) guys i’m fine i got over it

tldr: thanks tumblr moots. i got to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅👅👅👅👅

[brave-and-gentle]

had a thought now that it's cold (northern hemisphere), but I imagine jean being very into soup season and cooking a big pot of soup each week. every week is a different kind and he cooks way too much as an excuse to have his s/o over more to help him finish it hehe!

1,000%. This is so well timed because I made my favorite curry tonight and it's gloomy af. This is so real, I head canon that one of Jean's "love languages" is cooking!! He is actually a fantastic cook because Mama Kirstein taught him well, though it took him a lot of practice.

Jean also loves soup season because it's the perfect snuggle time!! He'll cook you some soup, paired with warm, buttered bread and wine ofc (Jean's a classy bitch, he'll choose the perfect wine), then oh noooo, it's cold babe, we should snuggle :'') and fall asleep on the couch.

[ebsmind]

isa and i are COOKING rn DONT PLAYYYYY

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

ABOUT TIME!!! BITCH CARES A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR THE FERRYMEN HE'S FRUITY

@starheirxero PLEAse watch this im DYING

[stargirlrchive]

ani baby pls put me in ur taglist for everything PLS IM BEGGING

hi ebs! will do my love 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[lola-legendary]

a moot and I analysed cyrus' character and why he's such a good one despite not having much of a character arc and here are my ideas

I think I said once that the lesson I learned from Cyrus is "persevere, for time will prove you right"

The thing about Cyrus is that his story arc is NO STORY ARC

The people around him are changing and ebbing and flowing

his part in his arc is to be that rock anchored in the river

And I think it's just so fascinating how someone can be so appealing without needing a drastic change

It's like

therion's arc is trusting people

Alfyn gets a whole ass moral crisis

but Cyrus?

cyrus' arc happened ages ago

in that backstory we never got to see

and that's what makes him so much of a blorbo

[numberonehatershrimp]

***CAn wE EBE mOOTS :OOOO***

keff the kill

jeff the killser

watch out jeff might the kill u

ssss

go jeffy hgo

killer the jeff

jeff the krillfish

WHAT THE HELL IS A MOOT